Today:
Increasing periods of light
as the horizon drops closer
to revealing the sun.

Scattered commuters will give way
to heavy traffic and then taper off by mid-morning.
Morning will also include brief storms
of creativity, followed by doldrums in the afternoon,

with a slight chance of dozing.
Watch for this condition after lunch.
Late-afternoon numbness will give way to an
increasing chance of congestion and heavy traffic.

Tantrum warnings will be posted until early evening.
There is a 100% change of darkness as day comes to a close.
Tonight should be dark with increasing quiet.
There is a chance of scattered bliss

throughout the metro area,
but it will be short-lived.
The current time is now and the
temperature is exactly what it is.