Tag Archives: humor

Haiku–Cardinal Sin

Posted on January 21, 2022 by Jim Stewart

A Cardinal sin might be pedophilia; or poop in the nest. (Cardinals: religionandpolitics.org; Cardinal: wallpapercave.com)

Posted in Birds, Haiku, humor, puns, Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Coyote Comes Callin’

Posted on March 3, 2020 by Jim Stewart

I’m posting this here because I am very tired of rejection notes telling me it doesn’t really fit in <insert publication>. Yes, I understand it’s an ongoing process, but with this piece, which I really like, I’m just absolutely sick … Continue reading →

Posted in communication, Conversation, Coyote, Friendship, future, Home, Humans, Uncategorized, Wildlife | Tagged , , , , | 5 Comments

White Ravens…And More Stories

Posted on October 9, 2018 by Jim Stewart

Coming October 31, 2018 to your favorite book source from Word Hermit Press: (Cover design: Vinnie Kinsella Book Publishing Services) This is a collection of tales set in the modern American West with characters who somehow dispel the rugged individualist … Continue reading →

Posted in Action-adventure, Aging, Alcohol, American history, American Indian, animals, Beach, Birds, California, Coyote, crow, family, Fishing, Friendship, Gratitude, Home, Humans, humor, Jim Stewart, memory, Ocean, Oregon, Outdoor cooking, Reading, Short Story, Uncategorized, Universe, walking, Water, Wildlife, Wisdom, women, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Redirection

Posted on August 9, 2018 by Jim Stewart

Okay. Today we’re pointing to https://lifeowryly.wordpress.com/ I’m beginning a series of pieces written for ancient mariners like me. (painting inset: starszz.org)

Posted in Aging, Life O'Wryly, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

A Celebration of Brian Doyle

Posted on October 3, 2017 by Jim Stewart

Wonderful piece by Michael McGregor. Check it out: https://magazine.nd.edu/news/the-story-catcher/

Posted in Art, Brain, Brian Doyle, Gratitude, Hope, Humans, humor, Kids, memory, Oregon, pals, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Haiku–The Nose Knows

Posted on September 15, 2017 by Jim Stewart

In what we call stink a wealth of information finds your active brain. (photo: *Toulouse as a youngster–jrs; *model for Bucket in Ochoco Reach)

Posted in animals, Beach, Brain, Consciousness, Dog, Haiku, Humans, Poem, Uncategorized, Wisdom | Tagged , , , , , | 4 Comments

Mister Sniffy

Posted on September 20, 2016 by Jim Stewart

In the grey light before sunrise you examine the yard and driveway: sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Snort! sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Snort! The new light catches the focus in your eyes, much as it might catch the focus … Continue reading →

Posted in animals, Dog, family, Friendship, Poetry, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Haiku: Relativity?

Posted on September 1, 2016 by Jim Stewart

Consciousness, a gift of accelerating time, provides no answers.

Posted in Absolutes, Aging, Brain, Consciousness, Einstein, Humans, Poem, rite-of-passage, Uncategorized, Wisdom | Tagged , , , , , | 8 Comments

All Two Human

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Jim Stewart

(With apologies to Bob Merrill, who wrote the doggie in the window song.–jrs) Who is that drunkard in the mirror, the one with the waggley face? Who is that drunkard in the mirror? I swear I’ve met him someplace. He … Continue reading →

Posted in Alcohol, Drunkenness, Humans, humor, Slice of Life | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

Haiku–Cawing Me Out

Posted on June 15, 2015 by Jim Stewart

Two crows with a nest tell me they’ll peck my eyes out if I don’t move on. I say it’s okay and try to talk back to them. They do not listen. It’s not until I start laughing that they … Continue reading →

Posted in Birds, crow, Haiku, Humans, Poem | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments