Category Archives: humor

Water

Posted on August 8, 2017 by Jim Stewart

We pack water around everywhere we go. We are veritable bota bags of water. We humans are roughly sixty to seventy percent water. Since learning these factoids, people have been fond of comparing our water mass to that of our … Continue reading →

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Between Takes in Heaven West

Posted on July 10, 2016 by Jim Stewart

Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels rest by the Rio Grande, sharing sushi under a sky of forever blue. Scout and Silver graze nearby. To the south, a tumble of clouds builds over Mexico, rumpled shadows running across the far mesas. … Continue reading →

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Haiku–Laughter of Women

Posted on September 22, 2015 by Jim Stewart

Laughter of women: peals cynicism from my long under-used brain. (pinterest.com)

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All Two Human

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Jim Stewart

(With apologies to Bob Merrill, who wrote the doggie in the window song.–jrs) Who is that drunkard in the mirror, the one with the waggley face? Who is that drunkard in the mirror? I swear I’ve met him someplace. He … Continue reading →

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Haiku–Brussels Sprouts

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Jim Stewart

Brussels sprouts heaven: Roasted with garlic and salt. Somewhere, a frog barks. (top: whatwereeating.com; bottom: foodnetwork.com)

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