The Glow

“You gonna shoot me with that?”

The stranger did not look particularly concerned as he stood next to the tree that had sprouted when Bob’s grandpa was a kid. It stretched over a hundred feet to the sky now and the long straight trunk groaned when the wind blew. It was a lonely tree, Bob imagined, probably dropped from a bird who’d found it in the higher timber where the creek came down out of the canyon. It could’ve floated in when the creek flooded in ’53, before his grandpa’s dad built the berm that kept it on the other side.

He let the barrel of his .243 rifle drop a couple inches, so that it pointed at the ground exactly halfway between he and the stranger. The dog sat to his right, unconcerned, his tail sweeping an arc in the thin grass and dust of the yard.

“God, I hope not,” said Bob, “but I would appreciate it if you’d keep your hands away from your belt. That hogleg on your hip looks formidable.”

The stranger smiled and cocked his head. “Fair enough,” he said.

“Why are you tresspassing in my ranch yard?” Bob asked. “I’m guessing you’re the person who took my eggs.”

“I paid for those eggs. You found the money I tacked to the coop door frame.”

“True enough,” said Bob. “But this isn’t a store, it’s my home and I raise those chickens for myself. I’m not in the business of selling eggs. If you want eggs, why not go to a store? There’s one in town.”

“I don’t much like towns.”

Bob nodded. This was not a surprise. “They’d be cheaper at the store.”

The stranger chuckled, a short easy laugh that showed the lines around his eyes. “I didn’t have change. A dollar seemed like an insult, so I left two.”

“How many did you take?”

“Three.”

“That’s eight bucks a dozen.”

The stranger shrugged. “It seemed like a good idea at the time.”

“How did you keep the dog quiet? He usually barks at everything.”

The stranger looked at the dog. “He’s a very nice dog. I guess he decided I wasn’t a threat to anything.”

Bob nodded again. “Where you from?”

If the stranger felt any impatience with the questions, he didn’t let on. He waved a hand vaguely to the west. “Over in The Glow,” he said.

Bob knew immediately what he meant. The Glow. He hadn’t heard anybody call it that, exactly, but it seemed obvious that the stranger was referring to the glow everyone saw on the other side of the mountains, big cities strung together across the bosom of the rich valley that began at the western slopes they couldn’t see, necklaces of glass and light, beautiful and terrible to behold.

Just then, the stranger’s head snapped up as if he’d heard something. Sure enough, there was the faintest wail of a siren, probably down along the river road miles away.

“Did you call the cops?” the stranger asked.

“No,” Bob said. “They wouldn’t come out here anyway.”

The siren seemed to be getting closer. This puzzled Bob. The last time he’d seen a cop on his ranch, he’d not been uniformed and had been drinking beer, just glad to be part of something social.

“Do you mind if I leave now?” The stranger had a sudden edge in his voice.

Bob swung the rifle up so that it rested in the crook of his arm, pointing ninety degrees away from the stranger.

“Sure, go ahead. But if a cop asks me if I’ve seen anything out of the ordinary, I’m not gonna lie to him.”

“Fair enough,” said the stranger, who then seemed to vanish into the crisp air.

The dog whined once. Bob looked at him. “I hope you know what you’re doing.”

The dog whined again.

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The Place Where I Live

The road I live on in Southwest Portland (Oregon) follows a path of least resistance. In the afternoon, as you wind up the hill, the sun may be to your right. The next time it appears through the trees, it might be on your left. The moon behaves in the same odd way. People from other parts of town say: “I can’t figure this out. I get so turned around.” This is a natural thing, of course, because they really are getting turned around.

The deck on our house faces north. When we first settled in, we could see Mt.Saint Helens’ broken hump. We could also see the horizon climb toward Mt.Hood, but the actual mountain, in all its white glory, was hidden behind a stand of tall Fir. Today, all of the trees have grown up and we’re even in danger of losing our view of Polaris, where the stars wheel around in a sparkling mandala. Damn trees.

But trees are also the identifying character of Lancaster Road. Living with us they seem to offer both protection and danger. I’m sure we offer the same to them. My neighbors are very tree-centric, as are we, but when any tree decides to loom and menace a structure, nobody hesitates. That tree becomes firewood, to rest in a linear pile for a season or two before giving up it’s stored energy to warm the house in a dark wet winter. We don’t really have a front yard. It has become a wood lot. I call it practical landscaping. I’m not sure my neighbors do.

Sitting on the deck during an easy summer afternoon is like being in the treehouse of childhood fables. We look down the hill and marvel at a hundred shades of green and understand the blessing of it. Being human though, I wish we could still see Mt. Saint Helens.

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Angel of Revenge

His neck was getting sore from looking up over his left shoulder at the IV bag. A long feed snaked from the bag’s bottom and slithered into the plastic port on his left forearm. He could not shake the dread that he was getting too much, or not enough, fluid into his body. The dread paused its grip for a moment when he realized that he had no idea what chemical was dripping into him and that he did not remember the installation of the port and its attachment to the bag. When he fully understood this, the dread returned and squeezed him in its coils until he could barely breathe.

It was then he noticed that he could not move. Not a muscle. He could blink, but it felt like his eyelids shuttered and opened in slow motion.

The panic scraped his insides raw as it raced from his toes to the crown of his head. It grated from his fingertips to the center of his heart. It was a keening wail that beat his mind to a thin wire alive with wattage in excess of anything he’d ever comprehended.

He hadn’t felt so alive for a couple decades.

Suddenly, there was a hand on his chest that pushed the arch out of his back so that the pressure on his neck eased. The sensation of the sheet against his elbow as his body shifted made the hair at the back of his neck stand up like little nipples in an icy wind. The hand belonged to a young brunette in a nurse’s uniform. She smiled sweetly as she adjusted his head so that it rested comfortably in the pillow. He had to admit that she was quite fetching, in a starched brittle kind of way, and she was vaguely familiar, like a tune from a radio he couldn’t quite hear. He watched her for a moment and suddenly realized that he could move his eyeballs.

The nurse was watching him. He knew his fear showed in his eyes and he hated that. He also hated the obvious fact that her eyes, hazel with odd gold flecks, were brimming with victory. He attempted his voice, to apply the whip that had carved his political career and subjugated all who fell under its spell, but his body betrayed him. His paralysis would not allow him to speak.

Her voice, much to his dismay, worked fine.

“You killed my mother, you know,” she said, holding his gaze. “And my father couldn’t survive it, so you killed him too.”

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Happy to Bleed

She fell from the sky in a rush of small birds
A silence profound with no need for words
I felt like a windmill, a stop on her quest
My imagination filled in all the rest.

She leaned into me with all her tattoos
Each one the color of a serious bruise
A moon in her nose and stars in her eyes
Truth in her heart and in her Levis

She’s a bad girl, good enough for me
She loved me and left me, but I’m not alone
There’s an acre of guys all cut to the bone
All of us happy to bleed.

I gave her my all and I gave her my car
My friends shook their heads and called it bizarre
I’m a little bit crazy and a little bit lost
But I’d go there again even knowing the cost

She’s a bad girl, good enough for me
She loved me and left me to gather my own
There’s a river of guys all cut to the bone
All of us happy to bleed.

She’s a bad girl, good enough for me
She loved me and left me, but I’m not alone
There’s an ocean of guys she cut to the bone
All of us happy to bleed

Each one of us happy to bleed.

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The Mind is Quicker Than the Eye

“Has it ever occurred to you,” she inquired sweetly, “that just because you don’t have the vaguest idea of who I am, you might not know me at all?”

Bizwat stared at her dumbly. He was struck by her simple beauty. She had materialized in his closet moments before, just as he was hanging up his cat and doves. He had never before had a woman in his room, let alone his closet. He didn’t know what to do or say.

Sensing this, she put a slender finger to his lips. “Shh,” she said. “Don’t ruin this by speaking. We’ll let silence be our symphony.”

Dazed, Bizwat followed her into the bathroom, where he watched her shrug out of her plain gorkwoot and begin brushing her thick auburn hair. He turned and looked into the adjoining room at his bed. He expected to see himself upon it, asleep. He wasn’t. With a growing sense of disquiet, he turned and looked at the mirror. He could see her reflection, intent upon her task, but his was missing. Bizwat looked down at himself. He seemed to be gone. Then, with a small cry, he was.

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Reality is a Bozo Concept

Yass, yuh staht widjer basic hyoom. Now, yuh kin git hyoom onda open range, whar the long grass blows after sweetnin snow have lain long and calm. When yuh have done founded hyoom thass choicely good, carefully lay open the long stalks an, widjer camp knife, scoop out the soff orange mucus. Keep a’doin this until yuh hava quirter so.

Then, yuh need some beans. Yuh kin use Mexican, Indian, African, jessaboot any kinda bean’ll do. Hellfahr! Yuh kin even use them Chinee beans.

Gotta be low heat now, doncha fergitit. Tossa stuff inna pot an stiremup, but good. Letem simmer alla day long. An when them punchers git back anner sittin aboot the fahr traden stories an flati, yewkin gittem goin straight up acrosst the Great Divide in a parryoxism o’ pure pleasure. Cos yew know whut yew got? You got hyoom’n beans. Thass whut yew got! Bessdam invention innis corner of the galixy. Betcherass!

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Preventing Facial Cavities

The eyes met in the mirror for a long smoldering moment. She was luxuriating in a tub of hot scented water and he was valiantly, but vainly, trying to shave with a mangled tube of toothpaste.

“Dear…,” she said gently.

“Mmm?” he responded.

“Why are you trying to shave with a toothpaste tube?”

He stopped, looked at the tube in his hand, and recoiled.

“Why, I thought it was a radio!” he said, aghast.

Slowly, she sank herself deeper into the tub. She would have submerged completely, but her breasts kept her afloat.

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Escape from Prime Time

There were only three ways out of this mess. Unfortunately, two of them were blocked. One way was barred by a grandmother screaming at a large paisley obelisk and another by a fiercely burning skateboard. Mute with trepidation and trembling, I rolled up my pantlegs and prepared to wade. My foot’s protest was abruptly silenced as I plunged it into the stinking mire. The other foot, heaving a long shuddering sigh, gave in to the inevitable and soon followed.

Soon, I was stepping over bat entrails and found a broad chair in a dank cave at the doorstep of reality. I sat, not without gratitude. Maybe, just maybe, as the horror of my escape subsided, I had finally come to the right place.

A wizened man appeared from the shadows and held out to me a large flat box of exquisite and cunning design. I took it reverently and placed it on my lap. The old man stepped back and stood expectantly. The vision of a quiet tumbling waterfall appeared behind him.

I carefully lifted the lid of the box. My voice was unnaturally loud in the surprised cave’s confines.

“This pizza is COLD!”

 

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Slapstick Death

I stood in the dusty street, reckless and wild, listening to my heart pound. It had finally come to this and I was ready. Passers by saw my intent, felt the ice in my stare, and scurried out of the way.

“Johnny,” I called over the batwing doors of the Moon Saloon, “Johnny Badwad! Get your murdering pimply butt out here so I can put a couple big holes in your worthless hide!”

Silence descended. You could hear a sparrow fly. Pretty soon I saw his boots under the doors. I’d forgotten what a little squirt he was. He couldn’t see over the tops of the doors. As he stepped through, the one on the left stuck briefly and hooked his gunbelt, jarring his big pistol from its waiting place and onto the hard wooden sidewalk.

The boom of the .44 shattered the silence. Johnny Badwad clutched his chest and pitched to the boardwalk. I ran up and he looked at me with fading eyes.

“Damn hair-triggers,” he said. Then, his eyes glazed and he as gone.

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A Lovely Chaos – from The Talons of Quantum

The long black car slid to a stop. As she approached it she heard the windshield wipers keeping time. It seemed out of sync to her, but she had been out of sync with everything since she woke up. The uniformed driver, his rain jacket glistening in the hazy streetlights, opened the rear door for her and closed it gently once she was inside on the broad leather seat. The smell of coffee was delicious.

“Thank you, Jarvis,” she said when he’d retaken his seat at the wheel.

“Of course, Miss Street,” he said from beneath his short-brimmed cap. “There are lemon bars, if you like, to go with the coffee.”

She was already pouring herself a cup. “Thanks,” she said again, “but probably not this morning. This coming storm has robbed me of my appetite.”

Jarvis nodded. “Will it be as bad as they’re saying?”

“Hard to say. I will know more when I study the data that came in while I slept, but it will not be good.”

Jarvis seemed to turn to her without taking his eyes from the road. “I have family in the north arroyo. Should they worry?”

Jasmine Street sucked in her breath, nearly choking on her coffee. She sat her mug in the holder and opened her purse.

“Get them out of there,” she said and handed him a card. “Call this number and tell them you got it from me. Explain your situation. If they seem reluctant, tell them Della sent you. Do it as soon as you drop me off. The main brunt of the storm and its wind will arrive late this afternoon.”

She was more concerned with the lightning than with the wind. The storm surge and heavy rain were deadly worries too. What she had watched from the satellites until she’d fallen asleep at her console was completely outside her fifteen years of experience as a weather modeler. The energy being generated by this superstorm was unprecedented.

Jarvis calmly, but firmly, nosed the limo through the phalanx of media people who had massed at the tower entrance and drove through the gate to the underground garage. All of the news bureaus had so sensationalized the coming storm that the general population was in a mild panic.

That’s not really a bad thing, thought Jasmine and she got out of the car and headed for the elevators. Everybody needed to treat this storm with enormous respect.

“Miss Street!” Jarvis called after her.

She turned to see him holding up the card she had given him.

“Thank you.”

She nodded and waved, eager to get upstairs and see what she’d missed. The images on her handheld were too small to read clearly. She’d been up, running on fumes, for three days. Last night she’d hit the wall and Carl, technically her boss, but a colleague and good friend as well, had talked her into going home for some real rest. She was glad she’d listened. She felt fresher than she had in weeks.

When she arrived at the 34th floor, it was oddly quiet. She saw Carl Halverson in his rumpled shirt, haggard face bathed in the blue light of his personal 3D monitor, sitting at his desk, directly next to hers. Both desks faced a wall of active monitors. He looked up and saw her.

“Jazz, you have to come see this.”

She went around behind him, briefly resting her hand on his shoulder, and gasped when she saw what he was watching.

“There are three eyes!”

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