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Foam on the Range
Felicity Gabdod left her keys on the drianboard next to the plump wads of armadillo foam and shrieked into the intercom. “Poonfaff, you puss-ridden possum-humper! Get your Crisco-packed protoplasmic envelope down here this instant and get this ‘dillo foam off … Continue reading
The Heatures of Crabit
They are a small people, really, these Heatures, with sturdy wide torsos and truncated legs that resemble small stout trees. Most of their time is spent alternating between food gathering and wool gathering of the humorous kind. Their laughter is … Continue reading
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Bingo’s Travelrama
Bingo Nudelfug was in Awe. In fact, he had driven all night to get there. Standing loosely in the middle of a broad avenue, he looked out of place in his high-tech fusion sneakers. It was at that moment Bewanda … Continue reading
Three Bens and a Maybe
It began, as adventures often do, on a regular day with normal weather. It was a Tuesday, I think, and the weather was damp and cold. Great low-hanging clouds drifted up the mountain from the ocean and ripped their bellies … Continue reading
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Tagged coast life, humor, mountains, ocean, Oregon coast, rain, weather, writers, writing
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Excerpt: The Talons of Quantum
Riffhawk went to the broad open window and stared out over the valley below. He sighed deeply. Hearing a rustling behind him, he turned to see a small grey falcon emerge from his pack. She flew to his shoulder. He … Continue reading
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Tagged adventure, eagles, fantasy, future earth, magic, writing
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Bug, You Man Me
“Man, you bug me!” This comes at the apex of my focus and I pay it no mind. She has a history with me, sometimes special, sometimes maddening. The maddening part doesn’t involve anger. She just knows exactly how to … Continue reading
Flowerhead Flow
He rode a dendron out to the Frontal Lobes. The track was wild and thought wind buffeted him mercilessly clear to the Optic Chiasma. Blue sparks snapped around him as he negotiated the unique terrain. Rounding a particularly treacherous wad … Continue reading
From: History Was, History Is, History Will Be
It began as a joke, but swiftly escalated into an intergalactic incident the likes of which had only been seen some eleven billion times before. It was in this spirit that R.T. Alloyfibre approached his meeting with a most esteemed … Continue reading
Narble Furt Lives 