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Tag Archives: humor
Reality is a Bozo Concept
Yass, yuh staht widjer basic hyoom. Now, yuh kin git hyoom onda open range, whar the long grass blows after sweetnin snow have lain long and calm. When yuh have done founded hyoom thass choicely good, carefully lay open the … Continue reading
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Tagged absurd humor, absurd western range dialect, humor
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Escape from Prime Time
There were only three ways out of this mess. Unfortunately, two of them were blocked. One way was barred by a grandmother screaming at a large paisley obelisk and another by a fiercely burning skateboard. Mute with trepidation and trembling, … Continue reading
Slapstick Death
I stood in the dusty street, reckless and wild, listening to my heart pound. It had finally come to this and I was ready. Passers by saw my intent, felt the ice in my stare, and scurried out of the … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd fantasy, Slice of Death, Slice of Life, Uncategorized
Tagged absurd, humor, western
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Foam on the Range
Felicity Gabdod left her keys on the drianboard next to the plump wads of armadillo foam and shrieked into the intercom. “Poonfaff, you puss-ridden possum-humper! Get your Crisco-packed protoplasmic envelope down here this instant and get this ‘dillo foam off … Continue reading
Bingo’s Travelrama
Bingo Nudelfug was in Awe. In fact, he had driven all night to get there. Standing loosely in the middle of a broad avenue, he looked out of place in his high-tech fusion sneakers. It was at that moment Bewanda … Continue reading
Three Bens and a Maybe
It began, as adventures often do, on a regular day with normal weather. It was a Tuesday, I think, and the weather was damp and cold. Great low-hanging clouds drifted up the mountain from the ocean and ripped their bellies … Continue reading
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Tagged coast life, humor, mountains, ocean, Oregon coast, rain, weather, writers, writing
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Bug, You Man Me
“Man, you bug me!” This comes at the apex of my focus and I pay it no mind. She has a history with me, sometimes special, sometimes maddening. The maddening part doesn’t involve anger. She just knows exactly how to … Continue reading
Flowerhead Flow
He rode a dendron out to the Frontal Lobes. The track was wild and thought wind buffeted him mercilessly clear to the Optic Chiasma. Blue sparks snapped around him as he negotiated the unique terrain. Rounding a particularly treacherous wad … Continue reading
From: History Was, History Is, History Will Be
It began as a joke, but swiftly escalated into an intergalactic incident the likes of which had only been seen some eleven billion times before. It was in this spirit that R.T. Alloyfibre approached his meeting with a most esteemed … Continue reading
Narble Furt Lives 